<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784</id><updated>2009-02-21T01:04:09.999-08:00</updated><title type='text'>vmarkisadouche</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default?orderby=updated'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111703191511839946</id><published>2005-05-25T07:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T07:40:27.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'>PROTOHACKED DOUCHE</title><content type='html'>&lt;code&gt;&lt;img src="http://modbuster.com/vmarks_blog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111703191511839946?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111703191511839946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111635617488991736</id><published>2005-05-17T11:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-17T11:56:14.893-07:00</updated><title type='text'>FLAMER</title><content type='html'>[14:55] Vmark: I'm just a flamer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111635617488991736?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111635617488991736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111635617488991736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111635617488991736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111635617488991736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/05/flamer.html' title='FLAMER'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111445428027955680</id><published>2005-04-25T11:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-25T11:38:00.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'>[14:36] VMark: WALKING TALK -- WALKING TALK</title><content type='html'>[14:36] VMark: WALKING TALK -- WALKING TALK&lt;br /&gt;[14:36] VMark: WALKING TALK -- WALKING TALK&lt;br /&gt;[14:36] VMark: WALKING TALK -- WALKING TALK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111445428027955680?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111445428027955680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111445428027955680' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111445428027955680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111445428027955680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/1436-vmark-walking-talk-walking-talk.html' title='[14:36] VMark: WALKING TALK -- WALKING TALK'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111410418533659191</id><published>2005-04-21T10:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-21T10:23:05.336-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Vmark on Defecation</title><content type='html'>[12:13] VMark: whenever I poop, I wait at least 24 hours to wipe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~what a douche&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111410418533659191?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111357573797162113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111357573797162113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/title.html' title='TITLE'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111340592275712959</id><published>2005-04-13T08:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-13T08:25:22.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day whatever</title><content type='html'>[11:24] VMark: Calvin is very religious. Duh&lt;br /&gt;boy howdy, what a douche.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111340592275712959?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111340592275712959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111340592275712959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111340592275712959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111340592275712959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/day-whatever.html' title='Day whatever'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111298934308825576</id><published>2005-04-08T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T12:42:23.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 4</title><content type='html'>His away message on AIM:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"just let me finish this mile high and i'll be right with you"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-what a douche&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111298934308825576?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111298934308825576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111298934308825576' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111298934308825576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111298934308825576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/day-4.html' title='Day 4'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111289524213687921</id><published>2005-04-07T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-07T10:34:02.136-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 3</title><content type='html'>[13:29] mattyohe: You are waiting on sex till marriage RIGHT&lt;br /&gt;[13:29] VMark: oh of course&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;man, what a douche.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111289524213687921?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111289524213687921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111289524213687921' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111289524213687921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111289524213687921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/day-3.html' title='Day 3'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111281277963024400</id><published>2005-04-06T11:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-06T11:39:39.630-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Day 2</title><content type='html'>Today I bring to you the first (in what will be many) wonderful tidbit I like to affectionately call "VMark-isms".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today VMark was commenting on some beautiful pictures of rocks taken by my good friend modbuster when he said the following:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"some look like pie"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a douche.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111281277963024400?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111281277963024400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111281277963024400' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111281277963024400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111281277963024400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/day-2.html' title='Day 2'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11949784.post-111273149695546095</id><published>2005-04-05T13:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-05T13:04:56.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>VMark is a douche</title><content type='html'>Hi!&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to my first post. For now, I'm just going to say that Vmark is a douche. More to come soon!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11949784-111273149695546095?l=vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/feeds/111273149695546095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11949784&amp;postID=111273149695546095' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111273149695546095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11949784/posts/default/111273149695546095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vmarkisadouche.blogspot.com/2005/04/vmark-is-douche.html' title='VMark is a douche'/><author><name>vmarkisadouche</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10161384970028751543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17326185496526148754'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry></feed>